Welcome to Crowe's Web Page

Hi there. Welcome to my page. This is a new one, so there isn't much on here as of yet. There will eventually be more pictures of me, and some stories too, if my mom ever gets around to it... I wish she would at least do something with this boring drab background... Enjoy what there is so far...

Profile...

Extremely handsome.

Woman chaser.

Always hungry.

Expects midnight snack.

Tells time.

Waits impatiently in front of refrigerator until he gets his snack.

Will try to convince visitors that he hasn't had a thing to eat in at least three weeks.

Loves cats, isn't so fond of humans, unless they've brought him snacks.

Favorite food: Ham.

Favorite toy: Entertainment center.

Favorite form of exercise: Chasing his tail in the bathtub.

Short Stories (will be posted later):
-My view on humans.
-Why bugs make good snacks.
-If I could only ask just a few questions...

Crowe the couch potato

Choke! Gag! Cough! You will take this picture, Crowe!

I just might hypnotize my Mom
to get a sandwich...

"I just might hypnotize my mom to get a ham sandwich..."

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