10. Apartment or house looks like the aftermath of a hurricane...papers, books, diskettes are everywhere.
9. Even the CATS have puffy eyes from studying too much.
8. The car has about a 3-inch layer of dust on it (who has time to have it washed?).
7. Even true hard-core E-mail addicts get grouchy when you send them E-mail.
6. When you talk to the plants you swear that they answer you.
5. When you start imagining the letters in your textbook doing the Tango.
4. All the pizza delivery people in the area know you on a first-name basis; you are
also considering having an extra drawer installed in your refrigerator to hold
all those packets of ketchup acquired from McDonald's.
3. You get a ticket for speed-talking.
2. You say things like: "Lunch? I don't have time for lunch......Are ya crazy or
something?"
And the number one reason you absolutely must know for sure that it is final exam week:
1. You don't want to read jokes, you don't want to send jokes, you don't want to surf the net,
and you don't want anything to do with E-mail, not even Top Ten Lists!
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Good luck on finals!
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