-Written on Wednesday, September 8, 1999.
10. OASIS was down.
9. Ran out of the terrorist's favorite kind of bagel in the cafe next to the library; not to mention there was no decaf either.
8. Wanted to keep the bomb threat reserved to the library (unlike last time) so that students would not have to miss class. We had a very considerate terrorist this time.
7. There was nothing interesting planned for today on the terrorist's agenda.
6. Terrorist is actually a Statistics major counting how many people would not go to the library in the rare event of a bomb threat...(Can be seen sitting by tree close to Education building...counting...).
5. Terrorist works part-time at the USF library. Wanted some time off to study for Statistics exam.
4. Wanted to instill in the USF population a greater appreciation for the library and its resources...absence makes the heart grow fonder...
3. Terrorist's PINE E-mail password was changed automatically, therefore, is holding Academic Computing on the 6th floor responsible. Terrorist was very disappointed at not being able to read his/her/its E-mail.
2. Terrorist was disappointed that someone else bought a book that he/she/it wanted at the second-hand book sale yesterday at the library.
And the number one reason why we had a bomb threat at the USF library today was:
1. Because of failure of USF librarians to stock on shelves the newly released best-seller, "How to have a Bomb Scare," with CD-ROM for Windows 95 and 98. Macintosh version coming soon.
10. OASIS was down.
9. Ran out of the terrorist's favorite kind of bagel in the cafe next to the library; not to mention there was no decaf either.
8. Wanted to keep the bomb threat reserved to the library (unlike last time) so that students would not have to miss class. We had a very considerate terrorist this time.
7. There was nothing interesting planned for today on the terrorist's agenda.
6. Terrorist is actually a Statistics major counting how many people would not go to the library in the rare event of a bomb threat...(Can be seen sitting by tree close to Education building...counting...).
5. Terrorist works part-time at the USF library. Wanted some time off to study for Statistics exam.
4. Wanted to instill in the USF population a greater appreciation for the library and its resources...absence makes the heart grow fonder...
3. Terrorist's PINE E-mail password was changed automatically, therefore, is holding Academic Computing on the 6th floor responsible. Terrorist was very disappointed at not being able to read his/her/its E-mail.
2. Terrorist was disappointed that someone else bought a book that he/she/it wanted at the second-hand book sale yesterday at the library.
And the number one reason why we had a bomb threat at the USF library today was:
1. Because of failure of USF librarians to stock on shelves the newly released best-seller, "How to have a Bomb Scare," with CD-ROM for Windows 95 and 98. Macintosh version coming soon.
- This version replaces previously released versions:
- "Bomb Scare 101"
- "397 Different Bomb Threats"
- "Bomb Threats for Dummies," and also
- "Bomb Threats R' Us"
May the rest of your day be a blast!
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